Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to boogie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “fuck isis” schizo, who once defeated an army of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Join now and witness his insane antics firsthand!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Divine Spears Created: 16 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Buildings Constructed: 17 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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