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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1673 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7895 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and flying pigs.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this Minecraft SMP is the most outrageous and hilarious server out there. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.