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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9451 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1530 |
Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and flying pigs.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this Minecraft SMP is the most outrageous and hilarious server out there. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.