IronDomeCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like the Iron Dome of servers, ready to protect you from any creeper attack! Just like how Israel’s Iron Dome is ready to take on Hezbollah, our server is ready to take on any griefers trying to mess with your builds.

We got crazy mini-games like Creeper Dodgeball, where you gotta dodge exploding creepers while trying to score points. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, where you can show off your skills and take down your enemies like a boss.

So come join us and experience the ultimate protection and fun on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	107
Astral Projections Made:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Main Guideline	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there warps on the server?	No, there are no warps on the server.
Is there a world reset?	No, the world will never reset.
What are the server rules?	Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules.
Is there a currency system?	The default currency is diamonds, but it is not enforced.
What are the server specs?	Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	312688

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Polish Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Introducing our server, where we specialize in the art of editing Japanese cows – yes, you heard that right, Japanese cows!

Join us for a wild adventure as we transform these cows into majestic creatures with rainbow-colored fur and wings that shoot lasers. But that’s not all! Our cows also have the ability to speak in multiple languages and perform epic dance routines.

If you’re looking for a server that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief, then look no further. Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

“They’re Trying To Get Me” – Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, fear of regret, gender dysphoria, gender dysphoria acceptance, gender dysphoria confusion, gender dysphoria help, gender dysphoria struggles, gender dysphoria support, gender dysphoria therapy, gender dysphoria treatment, Gender Identity, gender transition, male identity, mental health, Minecraft, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, smp, societal expectations, Theyre, Transgender, transitioning

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about questioning your gender identity again! Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. Join us and embrace your inner macho man, because here, we chop down trees with our bare hands, punch rocks into submission, and build towering monuments to our manliness.

Forget about transitioning, on our server, the only transition you’ll be making is from a noob to a pro builder. Our community is filled with rugged individuals who will show you the true power of masculinity in the world of Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave those thoughts of becoming a girl in the dust. You’ll be too busy crafting epic swords and slaying dragons to even think about it. Man up and join us today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LocksNBlocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and security just like this guy values his locks! Join us for a wild ride of protecting your virtual belongings with the most secure locks in the game.

Our server is so safe, even the creepers have to knock before they explode your house. We take home security to a whole new level, just like this guy from Reddit takes it to the extreme with his bedroom locks.

Join us and experience the thrill of locking and unlocking doors, just like this man’s fiancée who is on a mission to remove all locks in their house. Will you be the one to stand up for the rights of locked doors, or will you join the unlock revolution?

Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server, come play with us and protect your virtual space like never before. And remember, always knock before entering someone else’s virtual bedroom!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SMP_SocialMediaIck

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Are you tired of seeing the same old basic builds on every Minecraft server? Are you ready for a server where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old dirt houses and cobblestone castles. On our server, we have players building entire cities out of cake, riding pigs into battle, and even creating giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless players who have tamed an army of chickens and are ready to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join them in their quest for poultry domination?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mines Excavated:	4815
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ExCraftedLoveLessons

acceptance, Boundaries, Closure, Communication, compromise, emotional intelligence, ExCraftedLoveLessons, forgiveness, growth mindset., healing, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, love, moving on, past relationship, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Trust

Are you tired of boring old relationships? Well, come join our Minecraft server and learn some valuable lessons that will make your love life as epic as a diamond sword! Our server is like a dating simulator, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old humans. You’ll learn valuable skills like communication (because you’ll need to strategize with your team to survive), patience (because mining for diamonds takes time), and teamwork (because building a castle is way more fun with friends). So come join us and level up your relationship game – who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

9/11 Date Confusion

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OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s like a disco farm up in here! and the creepers? oh man, they do stand-up comedy on the weekends, they’re a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! our diamond pickaxes have magical powers, they can summon rainbows and unicorns to follow u around all day. and our villagers? they throw the best parties, u won’t believe the dance moves they bust out!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there, just watch out for the lava pits and zombie mermaids.

so come on down to our server, where every day is a crazy adventure and u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Warp Drive Collapse: Gravity Wave Fun

advanced propulsion, Astrophysics, Black Holes, collapse, DRIVE, exotic physics, Fun, Futuristic technology, General Relativity, gravitational wave detection, gravitational waves, gravity, interstellar travel, scientific discovery, scientific research, space exploration, spacetime, theoretical astrophysics, theoretical models, theoretical physics, theoretical predictions, Warp, warp drive, WAVE, wormholes

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat has gravitational waveforms from warp drive collapse? yea u heard me right, we got dat futuristic sci-fi shizz goin on in dis server. imagine mining for diamonds while dodging collapsing warp drives, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with alien technology and mysterious artifacts. u can team up with other players to uncover the secrets of the universe or just build a giant statue of a potato, whatever floats ur boat.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server, where the possibilities are endless and the warp drives are always collapsing. don’t miss out on the most out-of-this-world experience u’ll ever have in minecraft. see u there, space cowboy! 🚀🌌🪐

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	140

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to play with the one and only Gawr Gura herself! Swim through oceans of fun, build epic underwater bases, and battle mobs with the power of shark teeth (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! We’ve got custom songs that will have you dancing in your diamond armor, and exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

Don’t miss out on the Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun event, where you can snag limited edition goodies to show off your love for all things Hololive. And hey, if you need to tune out the sound of your friend’s terrible building skills, grab a pair of AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds – they cancel out noise better than a Creeper explosion!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and make some waves with Gawr Gura and the gang. Just watch out for any stray dolphins – they’re known for stealing your diamonds when you least expect it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Furry Visual Novels Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a Gulo BF edition where we talk about all things FVN – from gay to straight, bara to twink, femboy to Western, Japanese, human MC, anthro MC, and everything in between!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the dancers? Or maybe you’re interested in our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots buried deep within our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience! Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server. 😉🦄🎉 #FurryVN #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	3089	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LifeChangingAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of insanity! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it sent them flying into the real world and they had to fight off zombies with their pickaxe!

Another player discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds, but they had to battle a giant chicken boss to claim their loot!

So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where the pigs ride on top of ghasts like they’re in a rodeo! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, so why wait? Join now and prepare for the most outrageous journey of your virtual life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	72417	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NoTol3r8!

annoyances, deal breakers, DISLIKES, Frustrations, intolerance, irritations, NoTol3r8, Pet Peeves, things that drive me crazy, things that get on my nerves, things that I abhor, things that I can’t stand, things that I cannot abide, things that I despise, things that I detest, things that I find intolerable, things that I loathe, things that I refuse to tolerate, things that make me angry, unacceptable behavior, zero tolerance

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you can’t tolerate the sight of a creeper without exploding into laughter. Our creepers have been trained in stand-up comedy and are sure to make you ROFL (Roll On the Floor Laughing)!

Sick of the same old boring mining routine? On our server, you’ll find diamond ore that sings opera when you mine it, and redstone that tells knock-knock jokes as you build your contraptions.

And if you’re tired of the same old survival mode, come join our server where survival means battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their beaks and riding pigs that can fly!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1158	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyZelensky Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky are set to meet in a battle of epic proportions! witness the tension between the gop as they argue over who will assist ukraine in this crazy world of blocky adventures. build your own wall to keep out the creepers and zombies, or team up with your friends to create a political alliance to rule the server! with crazy events like presidential debates and diplomatic negotiations, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. join now for a chance to be the next leader of the blocky world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CyberCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

#cyberattacks, administrative, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyber warfare tactics, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data breach, Espionage, financial institutions, Government, HACKING, Information Security, intelligence, national security, russia, russian military, Servers, Technology, Ukraine

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GUNS. UKRAINE IS HACKING INTO RUSSIAN SERVERS LIKE A BOSS, TAKING DOWN MILITARY, ADMINISTRATIVE, AND FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS LEFT AND RIGHT. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A HACKER MASTERMIND WHILE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES. WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A VIRTUAL WARZONE IN MINECRAFT? LET’S GOOOO!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Corn Jet Fuel Fun

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come join our epic minecraft server where we make jet fuel out of corn and agricultural waste! ya heard right, we got scientists doin’ some crazy stuff to make our aviation fuels cleaner and more compatible with jet engines. fly around in style on our server while helpin’ save the planet with our sustainable fuel. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.