IronDomeCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like the Iron Dome of servers, ready to protect you from any creeper attack! Just like how Israel’s Iron Dome is ready to take on Hezbollah, our server is ready to take on any griefers trying to mess with your builds.

We got crazy mini-games like Creeper Dodgeball, where you gotta dodge exploding creepers while trying to score points. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, where you can show off your skills and take down your enemies like a boss.

So come join us and experience the ultimate protection and fun on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	898
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	32448	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8601
Emeralds Found:	9722	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Villages Defended:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	126	Divine Spears Created:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5128	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Villages Defended:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	127
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.