IpeRIOTs: The Crazy Realm of McMMO, Custom Enchants, and Nation Wars… With a side of Geopolitics and Lore!

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Minecraft Server: Iperios

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	Dynmap McMMO Essentials GriefPrevention SilkSpawner CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the IP and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQs:

1. How can I create my own nation?

To create your own nation, you can join the server and follow the instructions provided in the discord channel. You can set up your own form of government, laws, and ranks for your nation.

2. How can I join an existing nation?

If you don’t want to create your own nation, you can join one that has already been created by another player. Simply reach out to the nation’s leader or members to request joining their nation.

3. How can I conquer new territories?

In order to conquer new territories, you can participate in wars and battles with other nations. By winning these battles, you can expand your nation’s geopolitical power and claim new territories for yourself.

4. What resources can be found in the game?

There are various resources and buildings that can be created in the game. These resources can be used for the development and expansion of your nation. A complete list of resources is available on the discord channels.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2856	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LaosCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

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hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Starblocks

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Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CrimsonCraft

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Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	97	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Towns Built:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Farms Harvested:	473
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	107
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockPartyDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineTop5CatList

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Emeralds Found:	4119	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Buildings Constructed:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Inner Voice Volume Boost

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mines Excavated:	3335
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RandomMC

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	779009	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.