Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Dimension Hops: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Potions Brewed: 65 Falling into the Void: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 3494
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Potions Brewed: 193 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 3208
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Emeralds Found: 7253
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 131 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 416 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 56
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6452 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Ores Mined: 5732 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

    Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dimension Hops: 15
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

    VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

    Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

    So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Villages Defended: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • KidzCraftHavoc

    KidzCraftHavoc
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

    On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

    Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

    LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server
    LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Potions Brewed: 121 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Buildings Constructed: 33
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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