Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Br’aaxskin Maps, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, final fantasy xiv, Garo, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Tuliyollal, Twin Peaks, x files

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, bpeh, child rights, consent from parents, consent issues, controversial practices, cultural beliefs, ethical concerns, fellatio, health risks, Jewish circumcision, mastermind, Medical Ethics, metzitzah, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral-genital contact, Pain, public humiliation, religious ceremonies, religious customs, religious freedom, religious practices, smp, traditional rituals

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DogHouseBanisher

Behavior, Boundaries, COLLAR, concussion, disabled, DogHouseBanisher, Events, fainting, family, farm dog, holidays, host, injury, mobility assistance, Principles, scolding, service dog, service dog training, small town, Training, Vae

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockyBluesBeGone

advice, BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self compassion, self love, self-care, stigma surrounding depression, support system, talking to someone, Therapy

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crops Grown:	6982
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

aggression, blocks, Conflict, CraftyIsraelMC, Crisis, decisively, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, UN, War

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ores Mined:	8618
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

city management, civil rights, community impact, Craft, crime reduction, denver, Fail, Homeless, homeless encampments, homeless population, homelessness, homelessness solutions, housing crisis, HUMAN RIGHTS, ineffective, involuntary sweeps, law enforcement, marginalized populations, POVERTY, Public Safety, Social Issues, study, sweep, urban policy

so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

1.21 content, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, end cities, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments, experiments enabled, Gardens, Havoc, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, never reset, Pale, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, Pandas, Questionable, Server, shade, smp, Snapshot, terribly, Vanilla, Warps, Wreak, wrong

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental Vanilla SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot
Features	Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
Server Technology	Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
Server IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Latest Version	1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
Discord	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website	https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?	Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
What are some of the server features available?	TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
How can I reach out for help or support?	You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ores Mined:	9958	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Lonely Date Minecraft Server

19 year old, Anime, autistic, date, Date Me, DESPERATE, escape hell, Friends, GENERIC, lonely, lonely autistic, lonely male, lonely teenager, Manga, Minecraft, never had a girlfriend, Server, take me, underweight, University, video games, VNs, warehouse job

Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

Aliens: Fireteam Elite, Anger Management Edition, Blight: Survival, Build planners, coop, cooperative games, coopg, Crafting, CREW, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build editor, Deep Rock Galactic, Den Of Wolves, Earth Defense Force 6, gtfo, Helldivers, Karl.gg, killing floor 2, left 4 dead 2, Minecraft, Payday 3, Ranald’s Gift, ready or not, remnant 2, Scp, smp, space marine 2, starship troopers extermination, The Forever Winter, United, Vermintide, Wartracker

Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

acquaintance, Apology, Argument, Birthday, BirthdayBash, campout, celebration, Cheating, Dinner, family, Flowers, Friends, gift, husband, Insecurities, Minecraft, overreacting, overthinking, Server, Surprise, text argument, weekend, Wife

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DeckedOutSnitchCraft

anonymous report, anxious feelings, backyard construction, building permits, city inspector, close-knit neighborhood, community relations, Conflict Resolution, construction noise, deck construction, DeckedOutSnitchCraft, diy project, late night noise, neighbor dispute, neighborhood drama, nosy neighbor, Safety concerns, safety hazards, trust issues, wobbly deck

Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

“Youth, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral health, Boys, Cognitive, Computer, Craft, depression, Digital, effects, Gamification, gamified, health, higher percentage, Interventions, Mental, mental health, mood disorders, study, Technology, Therapy, treatments

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, anime history, anime industry, art evolution, character design, comics, Crafty, cultural influence, graphic novels, illustration, japanese art, Manga, manga characters, Manga fandom, manga history, manga industry, Minecraft, Server, storytelling, visual style

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga lovers!

Join our server and witness the evolution of art in anime and manga right before your very eyes. From stick figures to masterpieces, you’ll see it all on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pixel artists who have mastered the art of creating mind-blowing anime-inspired builds. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and become a pixel art master yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine building a house next to Goku or going on a quest with Naruto!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest art evolution adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Helped Poor Children In Uganda Today Minecraft SMP

Africa, Charity, children, community service, donation, education, giving back, Healthcare, helped, Humanitarian Aid, impoverished, Making A Difference, Marginalized, Minecraft, Outreach, philanthropy, Poor, POVERTY, smp, Social Impact, Support, Today, uganda, underprivileged, volunteerism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fight off zombie hordes to save poor children in Uganda! That’s right, every creeper you kill helps feed a child in need. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9