LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT TATTOO INK THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR INK IS INFECTED WITH BACTERIA THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE LOGGING INTO OUR SERVER AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN FLY LIKE A CHICKEN AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES! ALL THANKS TO OUR MAGICAL INK!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PERMANENT MAKEUP INK WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GLAMOROUS ZOMBIE QUEEN! WHO NEEDS A FACE LIFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FACE MELT INSTEAD?

SO HURRY AND JOIN OUR SERVER NOW BEFORE THE CDC SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO EPIC! #BACTERIAPOWER #INKEDANDDANGEROUS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Emeralds Found: 6416
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 30 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 85
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 21

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 202
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9037 Alien Abductions: 5
    Towns Built: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Crops Grown: 4616
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 148 Mines Excavated: 1622
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Farms Harvested: 280 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Animals Bred: 25
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7740 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Potions Brewed: 165 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 190 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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