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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Void Armor Forged:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Star Shards Collected:	107	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	993
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Potions Brewed:	58

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Animals Bred:	136	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6448	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Emeralds Found:	323	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Votes:	1747	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
New Chunks Explored:	914545	Farms Harvested:	968
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5619
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	3069
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Villages Defended:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	106/800	Votes:	9755
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5