Are you tired of being a beta on other Minecraft servers? Well, prepare to get absolutely MOGGED by an Indian CHAD on our server! This Indian CHAD is a legend among legends, with his diamond armor shining brighter than the sun and his sword slicing through creepers like a hot knife through butter. Join our server if you dare to challenge this ultimate alpha male and see if you have what it takes to survive his epic battles. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about dominating the Minecraft world like a true boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to be MOGGED like never before!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 7 Mines Excavated: 2565
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Bug Off! – A Bite-Free Minecraft Server

    Bug Off! – A Bite-Free Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the bugs are as friendly as the players! Join us for a wild adventure filled with LOLZ and EPIC quests.

    On our server, all insects that bite humans have been trained to give massages instead! Imagine getting a relaxing massage from a friendly mosquito while you mine for diamonds. It’s a game-changer, literally.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs boring old chicken nuggets when you can have diamond nuggets?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the bugs are your friends and the chickens are your jewelers. It’s a world like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • KawaiiCraft: Where East Asian Men Can Look Feminine and Still Be Hetero

    KawaiiCraft: Where East Asian Men Can Look Feminine and Still Be Hetero
    Join our Minecraft server and find out why East Asian men can look really feminine but still seem heterosexual!

    On our server, we have a secret potion called the “Fabulous Elixir” that only East Asian players can drink. This potion not only gives them a flawless complexion and silky hair, but also enhances their feminine features while maintaining their manly charm.

    But beware, if players from other races try to drink the potion, they will turn into fabulous unicorns with rainbow sparkles shooting out of their eyes! So if you want to unlock the mystery of East Asian masculinity and femininity, join our server now and embark on a magical journey filled with glitter, rainbows, and fabulousness!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Trust Issues in Hololie: A Minecraft Adventure

    Trust Issues in Hololie: A Minecraft Adventure

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where trust is just a myth like unicorns and leprechauns in real life. We promise you a wild ride filled with betrayal, drama, and plot twists that even M. Night Shyamalan would be jealous of.

    Join us if you’re tired of the boring, predictable servers out there. Here, you’ll never know who’s a friend or foe. Maybe that cute little llama you befriended is actually plotting to steal all your diamonds. Or perhaps that friendly enderman is secretly a spy for the creeper army.

    So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of our server’s admin team. Just remember, in this world, trust is a luxury you can’t afford.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 108
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Villages Defended: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 19

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafty Scammy Mine

    Crafty Scammy Mine
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join a community of players who have all been scammed by fabsol! Don’t worry, we have a support group for all victims of shimmer scams.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a giant llama that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can dig up enchanted diamonds that give you superpowers.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated the wild world of White Supremacist Colonials in Africa! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of claiming dominance over the natives and keeping your boot firmly on their necks. But wait, there’s more!

    Our server features outrageous reasons to join, such as the natives being untrustworthy and the constant fear of White people not being safe if the boot is ever lifted. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out this dystopian fantasy!

    And who could forget the insane stories that await you on our server? Witness the propaganda of settler colonies, the peaceful transfer of power in South Africa, and the burning question of why the same couldn’t happen in Israel. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Who knows what adventures and twists await you in this alternate reality!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Magic Items Found: 5109 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!

    Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

    Our diamonds are literally made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while also building your dream castle. – We have a secret underground village where villagers throw the craziest parties. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant maze filled with traps, puzzles, and hidden treasures. Can you survive and come out on top? – We have a pet dragon that guards our spawn point. Don’t worry, he’s friendly… most of the time. – We host weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle. Yes, you read that right – a unicorn.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!

    Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, this server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas through fields of rainbow-colored diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough, how about skydiving from the moon onto a giant slime block trampoline?

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans

    CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a group of llamas in tuxedos who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the game with their sophisticated taste and impeccable manners.

    – We have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music provided by DJ Enderman.

    – Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just saddle up and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.

    – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but don’t be fooled – they are deadly with their beaks and nunchucks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 301
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

    YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows stampedes through your mine, knocking you off your feet. But don’t worry, those cows are just there to party! And speaking of parties, our server is known for its legendary disco parties in the Nether. Who knew Hell could be so lit?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have tamed all sorts of crazy creatures, from zombie pigs to creepers that do the Macarena.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). It’s like a blocky version of the Wild West, with cowboy hats and pumpkin spice lattes for everyone! Yeehaw!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

    RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

    Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

    Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Villages Defended: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

    TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

    2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

    3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

    4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

    Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun
    Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

    Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

    Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Mines Excavated: 4495
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

    So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114
    Mines Excavated: 2885 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

    Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5078 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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