I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	498130	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	27
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TinyPeevesMC

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockyMind

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Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Villages Defended:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4919
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	463664	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Digimon General Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3455	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Animals Bred:	111
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

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Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

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so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

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join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3