I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

CraftyHacksMC

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Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Potions Brewed:	114
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

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IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Overview:

This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market:

The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

Ranks:

We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

FAQ:

Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market?	Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
Question: How can I access the server’s claim system?	Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4001	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockBusterJoy

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Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

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We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Star Shards Collected:	152
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

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Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	BEDROCK

Overview:

Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

What We’re Not:

If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

Join Our Discord

Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

FAQ

1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Germans Like This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Emeralds Found:	8038
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DoggoElevatorDrama

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Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NoobNostalgia

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Battlefront1800

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come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	8275