I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

BIASED, Deception, election, Fake, fake news, fake polls, Inaccurate, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Polls, Propaganda, remember when, remember when polls were biased, remember when polls were deceptive, remember when polls were fake, remember when polls were inaccurate, remember when polls were manipulated, remember when polls were unreliable, Server, unreliable

Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyMind

BlockyMind, critical thinking, deep thoughts, overlooked issues, philosophical musings, questioning society, societal apathy, societal blind spots, societal complacency, societal ignorance, societal indifference, societal norms, unpopular opinions

Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Digimon General Minecraft Server

Adventure 25th, Bandai Card Games Fest, card game, Comic Chapter, cs mod, Digimon, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, Dino Sentai, DragonRod, general, Gomamon figure, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, Minecraft, next 0rder, Reference Book, Server, Web Novel

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dimension Hops:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

anger, Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, Conversation, coworker, DadGoneCoworkerSnitch, death, Empathy, Etiquette, Father, Grief, Heart failure, irate, Loss, passing, privacy, Respect, Support, Upset, Workplace

Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Dimension Hops:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

activism, BlockyParliament, Conflict, designation, Dutch Parliament, extremism, extremism prevention, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netherlands, Palestinian, Politics, resolution, Samidoun, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, terror organization, Vote

so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

2024.., Asia, China, cross border travel, cross-cultural issues, diplomatic tensions, Disappearances, east asia, family concerns, foreign relations, government response, incidents, international incidents, investigation, missing persons, search and rescue, Taiwanese travelers, TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024, travel safety, travel warnings, unresolved cases

join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1014
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	660
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

administration, Adventure, Adventures, BUILD, Clan, Code, Community, donation services, Explore, family, Friends, Ip:, minecraft server, PLAYER+ privilege, PORT, Survival, unique path, Vanilla, Variety, Version

Hello Minecraft fans!

We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?

Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.

What awaits you at Longway?

– Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!

– Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!

– Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!

And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!

Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!

We are waiting for you and your friends!

IP: longway.fun

Port: 25668

Version: 1.21

Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Items Found:	8379
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Thug Life Minecraft Server

Abuse, abusive parents, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, feeling bad, Life, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Minecraft, Peace of mind, seeking help, self-care, Server, social media, support server, THUG, thugging it out, toxic environment, toxic parents, validation

Are your parents driving you crazy? Are you in need of some serious distraction from the toxicity in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and connect with other players who understand your struggles. Our server is a safe space where you can let loose and have some fun without any judgment or negativity.

Forget about deleting your social media apps, just log on to our server and let all your worries melt away. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can turn toxic parents into friendly villagers.

So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself and find some peace of mind, one block at a time.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE

action, adventure game, Challenges, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Gaming, indie game, LOPE, Minecraft, multiplayer, new stuff, PATCHED, Play, Play VIVIDLOPE, puzzle game, RPG, Single player, smp, Steam version, strategy game, switch port, Updates, vivid, VividLope

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than VIVIDLOPE! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server recently got a patch that added all the new stuff from the Switch port. Now you can ride around on a llama while wearing a panda suit and shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. It’s like a rave in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join VIVIDLOPE today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BridalBlunderCraft

body image, BridalBlunderCraft, bride’s instructions, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, bridesmaid duties, bunions, dark colors, dress code, family dynamics, hairstyle, postpartum, self-conscious, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding planning, wedding shoes, wedding stress, wide feet

Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to conform to the bride’s ridiculous demands? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no bridezilla drama here, just pure fun and chaos.

Join our server where the only dress code is your creativity! No need to worry about matching dresses and uncomfortable shoes, just build to your heart’s content without any restrictions.

Forget about acne scars and postpartum bodies, on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are. Embrace your uniqueness and let your creativity shine through in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to wedding dress codes and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with bridezilla drama.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Star Shards Collected:	185
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP

after school activities, cafeteria fight, classmates, detention, EMBARRASSING, forbidden love, funny, gossip, high school, HighSchoolIncidentMC, Incident, Memories, prank, Principal, Rumors, scandal, School days, Secrets, smp, suspension, teachers, teenage drama

Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2080	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1