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WE’VE ANALYZED 501 TROPICAL CYCLONES AND FOUND THAT THE BEST WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO JOIN OUR SERVER AND BUILD A VIRTUAL BUNKER. OUR POPULATION IS AS DIVERSE AS THE AFTERMATH OF A HURRICANE, WITH INFANTS AND BLACK PLAYERS DOMINATING THE LANDSCAPE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE VIRTUAL STORM OF A LIFETIME! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
Void Gems Collected: 38 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Magic Items Found: 2756 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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