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Brain Block Builders
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN SHRINK! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN TURN INTO A TINY PEANUT WHILE YOU BUILD CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH YOUR PINKY TOE.
WE’VE GOT LEVELS OF INEQUALITY SO HIGH, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A PSYCHEDELIC DREAM. YOUR MEMORY WILL BE GONE, BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU’RE HAVING THIS MUCH FUN?
COME JOIN US ON THIS MIND-BENDING ADVENTURE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY. WHO NEEDS EDUCATION AND COGNITIVE FUNCTION WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SWORD MADE OF CHEESE?
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Hurricane Havoc: Death & Destruction
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WE’VE ANALYZED 501 TROPICAL CYCLONES AND FOUND THAT THE BEST WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO JOIN OUR SERVER AND BUILD A VIRTUAL BUNKER. OUR POPULATION IS AS DIVERSE AS THE AFTERMATH OF A HURRICANE, WITH INFANTS AND BLACK PLAYERS DOMINATING THE LANDSCAPE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE VIRTUAL STORM OF A LIFETIME! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?!