Humiliation Ritual Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	2582
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimension Hops:	6

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Potions Brewed:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Votes:	9553
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchantments Applied:	299	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Animals Bred:	191
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	105	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Love Letters Sent:	4

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	1276	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9660
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Enchantments Applied:	74	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

Players:	106/700	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Items Found:	1831
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2