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“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4487

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mines Excavated:	1099	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	163024	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Star Shards Collected:	72	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4373

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2106	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Star Shards Collected:	217
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

adhd, Girls, Wild

so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Items Found:	3642
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SMSMCraft Network

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Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Villages Defended:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1