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BestManBail Minecraft Server

awkward, best man, BestManBail, brother, choose, Clear Mind, dramatic, EMBARRASSMENT, friendship, Humiliation, immature, inseparable, JOKE, messages, Minecraft, overreacted, Protective, Public, reception, Server, Speech, split family, Wedding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4501
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the groom in this wild wedding story, you’ll have to choose between your best friend and your fiancée (hopefully not at your own wedding though). Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, awkward speeches, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our server for all the drama you could ever want? See you there, drama llamas!

SpeedyCraft: Walk of Shame

Acting, aita, Commute, Confused, Dance, exhausted, Fast, fully vaccinated, groceries, hurt, husband, left out, Mall, out of place, outing, puppy, quality time, shame, singing, socialization, SpeedyCraft, theater teacher, Training, walk

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Farms Harvested:	830	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Runes Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of keeping up with your husband and a new puppy? Look no further! Join our server for some epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this Reddit post.

Imagine trying to navigate through a virtual world with your husband sprinting ahead and leaving you in the dust. Will you be able to catch up and make it home in time for dinner? Or will you be stuck wandering around aimlessly, feeling like you’re always one step behind?

With our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to keep up with a fast-walking husband while also tending to your virtual puppy in a sling bag. Will you be able to juggle it all and still have time to train your puppy to sit and lay down in the game?

Join now for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of trying to balance work, family time, and virtual adventures all at once. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between following your husband’s usual route or taking a detour by the waterside promenade – the choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the madness of virtual family time!

EUcraft: Brexit Edition

brexit, Edition, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European Council, European Court of Justice, European Economic Area, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, Government, international relations, opinion, Politics, referendum, SOVEREIGNTY, trade agreements, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the EU – full of diverse players coming together to build something amazing! Join us and experience the chaos of Brexit all over again as we debate whether the UK should rejoin the European Union. Will you be a Remainer or a Leaver? Only time will tell on our crazy server! Plus, rumor has it that Her Majesty the Queen herself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting noobs. So come join us for a wild ride of politics, building, and royal shenanigans!

BlockOps: Afghan AsylumDenied

000, 2.., Afghan, Afghan commandos, Afghanistan, asylum claims, asylum seekers, AsylumDenied, blocked, BlockOps, confirms, credible, Defense, Government, immigration, Military, Ministry of Defense, mod, News, Refugees, SECURITY, special forces, Special Operations, uk

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Potions Brewed:	185	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5402	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even the Special Forces are trying to block it! That’s right, our server is so badass that even 2,000 Afghan commandos tried to claim asylum just to be a part of it.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you at every turn. Dive into dungeons filled with creepers and zombies, build the most insane structures you can imagine, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. And don’t even get me started on our custom mods and plugins – they’ll blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Minecraft!

RoboBee Buzz: Pollination Station

#1, #sustainability, 000 seconds, agriculture, Artificial Intelligence, artificial pollination, Buzz, Engineering, environmental impact, Fly, future technology, innovation, longer flight time, mit, pollination, pollination robots, real pollinators, researchers, RoboBee, robotic insects, robotics, Science, Station, Technology, tiny robots

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Yo, dis server be like them MIT researchers on crack, yo! We got robotic insects up in here that be pollinatin’ like nobody’s business. These tiny robots be flyin’ for over 1,000 seconds, like damn! That’s 100 times longer than before, yo!

Join dis server if you wanna see some crazy robotic insects doin’ their thang. Ain’t no regular Minecraft server, we got some next level shiz goin’ on up in here. Come join the madness and witness the pollination revolution, yo!

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abilities, abilities inventory, aptitudes, areas of expertise, capabilities, competencies, crafted, Expertise, FORTE, Gifts, KNACK™, Mastery, mystic, proficiency, prowess, Realms, Skills, skills assessment, specializations, Strengths, strengths identification, strong suits, Talents, talents evaluation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Bro, if you wanna find out what she’s good at, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!

I heard she’s the queen of building pixelated castles that will make your brain explode with creativity.

And don’t even get me started on her redstone skills – she can make contraptions that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Plus, rumor has it she’s a PvP master, so if you wanna test your skills against the best, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if she’s good at everything or just Minecraft – either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

Pixelated Fuzzy Dreamrealm

Avatar Resources, Downloads, dreamrealm, Drinking Night, event hosting, Events, Furry, fursuiting, Fuzzy, Gatekeeper Edition, guides, Multiplayer Night, Newbies, pixelated, pool tournament, QoTT, Real Furiends, Resources, Snooker, Virtual Fursuiting, virtual reality

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #689! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make real furiends in our crazy world! Get your avatar resources, guides, and other stuff you NEED if you’re new. Take part in our upcoming events like Drinking Night on Fridays, Multiplayer Night on Saturdays, and Snooker casual / Pool Tournament on Sundays. Have an event you want to host? Post about it and find like-minded furanons to join in the fun! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now! OP template pastebin: https://pastebin.com/raw/JyWiW1pK. Let’s get wild in this virtual furry world! #GatekeeperEdition #Craziness #Furiends #JoinUs

DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

adhd, Affair, Affection, Bipolar, borderline personality disorder, children, criticism, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Effort, Emotional distance, family, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Needs, self employed, splitter, tummy tuck, wealth

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5697
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	127
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3319	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2673	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	8836	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	73
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5285	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Towns Built:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Enchantments Applied:	248
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Pituitary Macrophage Madness

cell therapy, endocrine disorders, endocrine health, Endocrine System, hormonal balance, hormonal disorders, hormonal regulation, hormone production, hormone secretion, immune cells, immune function, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, Macrophage, macrophage cells, madness, pituitary, pituitary gland, pituitary hormones, Pituitary macrophages

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!

Players:	110/700	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33