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EUcraft: Brexit Edition

brexit, Edition, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European Council, European Court of Justice, European Economic Area, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, Government, international relations, opinion, Politics, referendum, SOVEREIGNTY, trade agreements, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the EU – full of diverse players coming together to build something amazing! Join us and experience the chaos of Brexit all over again as we debate whether the UK should rejoin the European Union. Will you be a Remainer or a Leaver? Only time will tell on our crazy server! Plus, rumor has it that Her Majesty the Queen herself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting noobs. So come join us for a wild ride of politics, building, and royal shenanigans!

BlockOps: Afghan AsylumDenied

000, 2.., Afghan, Afghan commandos, Afghanistan, asylum claims, asylum seekers, AsylumDenied, blocked, BlockOps, confirms, credible, Defense, Government, immigration, Military, Ministry of Defense, mod, News, Refugees, SECURITY, special forces, Special Operations, uk

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Emeralds Found:	2542	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even the Special Forces are trying to block it! That’s right, our server is so badass that even 2,000 Afghan commandos tried to claim asylum just to be a part of it.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you at every turn. Dive into dungeons filled with creepers and zombies, build the most insane structures you can imagine, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. And don’t even get me started on our custom mods and plugins – they’ll blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Minecraft!

RoboBee Buzz: Pollination Station

#1, #sustainability, 000 seconds, agriculture, Artificial Intelligence, artificial pollination, Buzz, Engineering, environmental impact, Fly, future technology, innovation, longer flight time, mit, pollination, pollination robots, real pollinators, researchers, RoboBee, robotic insects, robotics, Science, Station, Technology, tiny robots

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Potions Brewed:	154	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Yo, dis server be like them MIT researchers on crack, yo! We got robotic insects up in here that be pollinatin’ like nobody’s business. These tiny robots be flyin’ for over 1,000 seconds, like damn! That’s 100 times longer than before, yo!

Join dis server if you wanna see some crazy robotic insects doin’ their thang. Ain’t no regular Minecraft server, we got some next level shiz goin’ on up in here. Come join the madness and witness the pollination revolution, yo!

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abilities, abilities inventory, aptitudes, areas of expertise, capabilities, competencies, crafted, Expertise, FORTE, Gifts, KNACK™, Mastery, mystic, proficiency, prowess, Realms, Skills, skills assessment, specializations, Strengths, strengths identification, strong suits, Talents, talents evaluation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Bro, if you wanna find out what she’s good at, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!

I heard she’s the queen of building pixelated castles that will make your brain explode with creativity.

And don’t even get me started on her redstone skills – she can make contraptions that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Plus, rumor has it she’s a PvP master, so if you wanna test your skills against the best, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if she’s good at everything or just Minecraft – either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

Pixelated Fuzzy Dreamrealm

Avatar Resources, Downloads, dreamrealm, Drinking Night, event hosting, Events, Furry, fursuiting, Fuzzy, Gatekeeper Edition, guides, Multiplayer Night, Newbies, pixelated, pool tournament, QoTT, Real Furiends, Resources, Snooker, Virtual Fursuiting, virtual reality

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #689! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make real furiends in our crazy world! Get your avatar resources, guides, and other stuff you NEED if you’re new. Take part in our upcoming events like Drinking Night on Fridays, Multiplayer Night on Saturdays, and Snooker casual / Pool Tournament on Sundays. Have an event you want to host? Post about it and find like-minded furanons to join in the fun! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now! OP template pastebin: https://pastebin.com/raw/JyWiW1pK. Let’s get wild in this virtual furry world! #GatekeeperEdition #Craziness #Furiends #JoinUs

DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

adhd, Affair, Affection, Bipolar, borderline personality disorder, children, criticism, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Effort, Emotional distance, family, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Needs, self employed, splitter, tummy tuck, wealth

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Void Gems Collected:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Villages Defended:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Void Armor Forged:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Animals Bred:	42
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ores Mined:	563
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Farms Harvested:	399
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Pituitary Macrophage Madness

cell therapy, endocrine disorders, endocrine health, Endocrine System, hormonal balance, hormonal disorders, hormonal regulation, hormone production, hormone secretion, immune cells, immune function, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, Macrophage, macrophage cells, madness, pituitary, pituitary gland, pituitary hormones, Pituitary macrophages

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, aggressive behavior, cyber aggression, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Enigma, Hate Speech, hostile environment, Inappropriate Behavior, internet trolling, negative comments, online abuse, online conflict, online harassment, online hostility, Realms, site management, toxic behavior, user aggression, user harassment, user hostility, website administration

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4934	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	8067	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! The admins are legit crazy and they hate everyone’s guts, including yours! But that just makes it more fun, right? Like, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the staff are out to get you? It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

BirthdayMeow Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday date, birthday party invitation, birthday party plans, birthday plans, birthday weekend, BirthdayMeow, blowing out candles, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Friend, Hangout, ignoring messages, large party, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, phone communication, Server, sharing, small party, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Animals Bred:	182	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

🎉🎂 Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further than our server! We throw the craziest birthday bashes in all of Minecraft land! 🎉🎂

Join us for epic celebrations every weekend, complete with cake, balloons, and even a virtual pinata! 🎈🎊 And don’t worry, we won’t shut you down if you try to blow out the candles with us – we’re all about sharing the birthday love here! 🎁🍰

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life parties when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories and have a birthday bash you’ll never forget! 🎉🎁🎈 #PartyHardy #MinecraftBirthdayMadness

Players:	104/600	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4