so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Servers

  • “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

    So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperChristmasTripNope

    CreeperChristmasTripNope
    Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

    We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

    So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NerdAlertMC SMP

    NerdAlertMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

    We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLifeQuest

    CraftyLifeQuest
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of your purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests to discover your true calling.

    On our server, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to stop them with your mighty pickaxe and enchanted armor.

    Not convinced yet? How about this – rumor has it that buried deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so valuable that it could buy you a real-life mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you meet our resident llama who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your true calling in life after all – whether it’s becoming a master builder, a fearless warrior, or the ultimate chicken whisperer. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9656 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyXi_USbffs

    CraftyXi_USbffs
    so like, this server is like, the coolest place ever man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. you can build a house out of candy canes and ride a rainbow to the end of the world.

    we got Xi from China chilling with us, ready to be your partner and friend. he’s got all the insider info on how to dominate the game and conquer all the land.

    join us for epic battles against evil mobs and crazy adventures in the nether. we even have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons.

    come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Ores Mined: 3116
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 318 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Villages Defended: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 5110
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

    MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

    MurkCraft Minecraft Server

    IP play.murkpvp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/qSMVqSVj

    ✨ What We Offer:

    • 🗺️ Two Worlds, One Server: Start your adventure in our vanilla survival world, or dive into our RPG world.
    • 🧙 RPG Classes & Skills: Choose your class, unlock new abilities, and upgrade your skills.
    • 💰 Unique Economy: Multiple currencies and ways to earn through jobs.
    • 🐾 Pets, Mounts, & Custom Gear: Collect pets, mounts, and custom gear.
    • ⚔️ Mob Arenas & Dungeons: Challenge yourself with tough mobs and rewarding loot.
    • 🛠️ Crafting Stations & Vendors: Create powerful gear and unique equipment.
    • 📜 Interactive Board & Tutorials: Helpful resources to understand the server.

    Join us on MurkCraft for a chill, immersive Minecraft experience designed for adult players.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server adult-only? Yes, MurkCraft is a private server for adult players.
    Are there opportunities to become staff? Yes, we are looking for staff and creative minds to join our team.
    How can I earn currency on the server? You can earn currency through jobs, quests, and other in-game activities.
    Can I bring my own pets and mounts? Yes, you can collect pets and mounts to accompany you on your adventures.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server

    Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a virtual world that’s even more exciting than Malaysia! Why settle for the real deal when you can join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers in the jungle, building your own towering skyscrapers, and battling dragons in the Nether?

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a Malaysian rainforest – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is full of hidden treasures and secret passages just waiting to be discovered. And forget about dealing with pesky mosquitoes and humidity – here, the only thing you’ll be sweating over is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

    So why waste your time exploring the real Malaysia when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of building a giant statue of a durian fruit, you’ll never look back!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1741 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

    Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChocoMilkBandit

    ChocoMilkBandit
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

    Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

    MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Our community is so awesome, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RubleRumbleCraft

    RubleRumbleCraft
    so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

    join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

    plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

    so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafting Misfortune

    Crafting Misfortune
    so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should join. first of all, we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds. u can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient hieroglyphics. it’s like being indiana jones but in minecraft.

    also, we have a pet dragon that u can ride around the server. his name is fluffy and he breathes rainbow fire. he’s the coolest dragon in all of minecraft land.

    oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts? but don’t worry, they’re friendly ghosts. they just like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. it’s like living in a real-life scooby-doo episode.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. who can say no to that?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Falling into the Void: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

    RDC Live is a dynamic entertainment company specializing in live events, concerts, and festivals. With a focus on creating unforgettable experiences for fans and artists alike, RDC Live has established itself as a leader in the music industry. Known for their high-quality production values and stellar lineups, RDC Live continues to push boundaries and set new standards for live entertainment.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Reimagined Blocks Minecraft Server

    Reimagined Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP

    Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Pokemon games have peaked to a whole new level! Join us if you want to catch wild Squirtles swimming in lava, battle against Charizards in diamond armor, and trade with villagers who have transformed into Pikachu! Our server is the only place where you can find a rare Mewtwo riding a minecart through the Nether, and where Ditto can actually shape-shift into different blocks to build with. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Pokemon crossover in Minecraft – join us now and become the very best, like no one ever was!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 71 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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