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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
Star Shards Collected: 265 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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