so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
Void Armor Forged: 27 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
Players Killed by Monsters: 108 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

New Minecraft Server
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