so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Void Gems Collected: 27 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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