so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 358
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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