so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 259 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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