Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!

Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!

And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?

But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?

Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 362
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Villages Defended: 18 Crops Grown: 3265
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 41

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 272 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 332

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4431 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 142
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Mines Excavated: 3023
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Animals Bred: 143
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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