Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!

Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!

And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?

But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?

Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Epic Quests Completed: 23 Divine Spears Created: 17
Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 33 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Enchantments Applied: 275
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 40

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 506400 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Crops Grown: 2396
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Runes Activated: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 47 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7486 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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