Holy Creeper Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, in our totally epic Minecraft SMP, religion is like, super important, okay? We have this totally wild cult called the Creeper Worshipers, who believe that blowing stuff up is the key to enlightenment. And don’t even get me started on the Sheep Shearers, who think that shearing sheep is a sacred act that brings them closer to the Minecraft gods.

But, like, the religious demographics are always changing, man. One day, everyone is all about worshipping the Ender Dragon, and the next day, they’re all about building shrines to the almighty Chicken. It’s a total rollercoaster of faith up in here.

As for me, I’m a devout follower of the Great Pig in the Sky. I believe that pigs are the true rulers of Minecraft, and I will do anything to please our porky overlords. So, if you’re looking for a totally bananas Minecraft SMP with a side of religious fervor, you gotta join us, dude. The Great Pig demands it! Oink oink, baby! 🐷🐷🐷

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Flipping SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face off against a group of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a redstone factory. Our server is filled with wild adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

But why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye, where the only rule is that there are no rules, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us on this wild ride. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PetPanicCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible pet owners like the OP’s mom! Join us and escape the chaos of taking care of endless animals by immersing yourself in a world where you can build and create without the worry of cleaning up after bunnies or mice.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world drama and dive into a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. No more cleaning up after neglected pets, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

So come join us and leave behind the madness of irresponsible pet owners. Build your dream world, explore new realms, and never worry about cleaning up bunny poop again! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a house full of neglected animals.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, the pigs have formed their own political party and are lobbying for equal rights with players? Join us and witness the epic battle between the Pig Party and the Chicken Coalition for control of the server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and wackiest shenanigans on this server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9141	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BaggageCraft2021

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Are you still holding onto last year’s baggage like a Minecraft hoarder? Well, it’s time to let it go and join our server for some epic virtual therapy!

Our server is like a magical dumpster where you can toss all your past drama and build a new, drama-free life. We’ve got pixelated therapists ready to help you mine through your emotional blocks and craft a brighter future.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server disguised as a chicken to spread wisdom and good vibes. So why hold onto something so long when you can join us and let it go in the most hilarious and cathartic way possible? Let’s dig deep and craft a better tomorrow together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Kherson Hunt Minecraft Server

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are you BORED of the same old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have HUMAN SAFARI! yes, you heard that right. we have russian drones hunting down kherson civilians for your entertainment. watch as they run for their lives while you mine and build in peace. it’s like a real-life hunger games, but in minecraft! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and a chance to witness some crazy shenanigans. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4321
Divine Spears Created:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	96
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GazaCraft: Rescuing Yazidi Women

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got Israel out here rescuing Yazidi women from Gaza like it’s no big deal. this server is so lit, we got ISIS trying to kidnap people but Israel swoops in like a superhero and saves the day. join now to witness the craziest rescues and adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. #IsraelSavesTheDay #MinecraftHeroes

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2493	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Revenge SMP: Where turning around can lead to some serious plot twists! Vanilla with a side of chaos. Now with voice plugin!

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Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are just entering a Halloween event, as well as planning the museum
Inclusivity	Welcome everyone to play in a safe and friendly environment
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more!
Shopping and Minigames District	Enjoy shopping and participating in various minigames
Mayoral Elections	Players can participate in elections to make decisions for the district
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection against theft and griefing with rollback capabilities
24/7 Uptime	Server is always online and ready for players

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ to get started and meet new friends.

Q: Is the server whitelist-only?

A: Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server to maintain a friendly and mature community.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s discord for more information.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges and requests that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to spawn here. We’ve got a ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re lounging in a virtual hammock, an Automatic1111 mode for beginners who want to dive headfirst into the chaos, and a Forge (A1111 Fork) that will have you questioning reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Want to control your own net of madness? Check out our Controlnet feature that will have you feeling like a virtual puppet master. And don’t forget to try out our LoRa Training, where you’ll learn how to communicate with aliens using only your mind (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any intergalactic wars that may result).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this journey of insanity and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave soul!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Proud Porn Addicts Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner weirdness and have a blast! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our main goal here is to see who can collect the most outrageous items in-game.

Join us if you want to show off your collection of bizarre and hilarious items, like a giant statue of a potato or a house made entirely out of cheese. And don’t worry about judgment, because we’re all about celebrating our quirks here.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where players proudly display their questionable mousepads and figurines. Who knew being a porn addict could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

So come on over and join the fun! Just make sure to leave your judgment at the door and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing until you cry at the absurdity of it all.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dad’s 3rd Wedding vs Career Workshop Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living life according to someone else’s plans? Do you want to make your mark on the world in a way that’s truly your own? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can break free from the expectations of others and create your own path!

Just like the player in this story, you can choose to prioritize your own dreams and ambitions over family obligations. Who needs to attend a third wedding when you can embark on a life-changing workshop abroad? Make decisions that are truly selfish and put yourself first!

On our server, you can build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and make choices that shape your own destiny. Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life – join us and start living on your own terms!

So, are you ready to be the master of your own fate? Join our Minecraft server now and start creating the life you truly want!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2749	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crops Grown:	4968

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

KidzCraftKareGoneWrong

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more flexible than my sister’s schedule for her kids? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who don’t want to deal with diva demands and unrealistic expectations.

Join our server and experience the freedom to play however you want, without worrying about approved menus or strict schedules. We won’t give you a tummy ache with our virtual food options, and your kids can eat whatever they want (in-game, of course).

Don’t be stuck at home with a demanding sister and her royal children – come play on our server and let loose! Who needs babysitters when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AlbumRater Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a ten/ten album – pure fire! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. So why wait? Join now and experience the most lit Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server

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The worst thing about depression is not being able to find diamonds in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we guarantee you will find diamonds within the first 5 minutes of joining. That’s right, our world is filled with sparkly gems just waiting for you to mine them. And if that’s not enough to cheer you up, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. So come join us and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Star Shards Collected:	84	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

KidnappedCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we condemn moscow for abducting children in ukraine by building an army of pixelated warriors to fight for justice! we may not be able to stop real world conflicts but we sure can make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and mythical creatures waiting to be discovered. join now and be a part of the most epic battle for justice and loot!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BorisCraft: BugGate at My Crib!

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OMG FOLKS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, A MAGICAL LLAMA WILL APPEAR AND GIVE U UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS ON CRACK, THEY’LL GRANT U WISHES LIKE TURNING UR PET PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN OR GIVING U A DIAMOND SWORD THAT SHOOTS OUT FIREWORKS!

SO JOIN NOW BEFORE BORIS JOHNSON’S BUGS INVADE UR BATHROOM TOO! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CRAZYCRAFTSERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Animals Bred:	69

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.