Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject

annex, Canada, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Hell, international relations, North America, Politics, REJECT, rejection, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, Statement, threat, trudeau, Trudeaus, trump

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

NoMomentumNoMe

acceleration, Body, Cease, conservation of momentum, ENERGY, Existence, force, inertia, kinetic energy, Mass, momentum, momentum conservation, movement, NoMomentumNoMe, physical science, physics concept, physics principle, PHYSICS., potential energy, STOP, Velocity

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218
Love Letters Sent:	10	Farms Harvested:	117
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)

Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

Autophagy, Brain, brain cells, cell health, cells, Damage, discovery, Medical research, Molecular biology, Molecule, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neurons, neuroprotection, new, OSP-1, Oxidative Stress, potential target, Protect, Protecting, Regulate, researchers, Space, treatments

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Magic Items Found:	1546	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3644
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Minecraft, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3215	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2m.vanilla-box.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Votes:	5095	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	224434
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ores Mined:	8121
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	2
Potions Brewed:	155	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4083
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

Players:	103/300	Votes:	8610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4