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SisCraftOFShame

Argument, bimbo fetish, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, hypersexual, Jealousy, MONEY, morality, Mother, onlyfans, plastic surgery, PRUDES, relationships, Self Respect, SisCraftOFShame, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Weirdo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s OnlyFans content? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama and outrageousness than a family argument over plastic surgery and bimbo fetishes.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where everyone is either a hypersexual weirdo or a prude who can’t handle a joke. Build your own plastic sex doll empire or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold as family members fight over morality and self-respect.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sister’s questionable career choices). Join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of this dysfunctional family).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TrendyThrowback – Minecraft SMP

classic chic, classic trends, fashion comeback, fashion renaissance, fashion revival, iconic looks, Minecraft, nostalgic fashion, old trends, old-school style, past fashion, retro chic, retro fashion, retro trends, smp, style renaissance, throwback fashion, timeless fashion, trend resurgence, TrendyThrowback, vintage revival, vintage style, vintage vibes

Do you wish bell-bottoms and disco balls were still a thing? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we bring back all the retro trends you never knew you needed! From lava lamps in every base to pixelated tie-dye sheep, we’re all about bringing back the grooviest styles from the past. Join us for a blast from the past and a server experience that’s far out, man!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Farms Harvested:	313

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SeaCreepCraft

aquatic anomalies, chilling experiences, creepy encounters, deep sea exploration, eerie sightings, ghost ships, haunted waters, marine life, maritime folklore, maritime legends, maritime superstitions, maritime work, nautical tales, ocean mysteries, oceanic mysteries, sea creatures, sea monsters, SeaCreepCraft, spooky encounters, underwater sightings, water phantoms

Ahoy mateys! Are you tired of sailing the seven seas only to be bored out of your mind? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your aquatic adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of encountering the most bizarre and creepy sea creatures you’ve ever seen. From giant squids that serenade you with sea shanties to mermaids who will trade you enchanted tridents for your soul, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual ocean.

But that’s not all! We also have underwater dungeons filled with treasure and cursed pirate ships that will haunt your dreams. So grab your compass and set sail for the most outrageous Minecraft server on the high seas. Arrrrr you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	9472
Potions Brewed:	178	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Solar Fields Fun Craft

Astronomy, coronal magnetic fields, Craft, Daniel K. Inouye Solar Telescope, Fields, Fun, magnetic fields, Maps, research, scientists, Solar, solar activity, solar dynamics, solar eruptions, solar exploration, solar flares, solar phenomena, solar research, solar science, Space, Sun, sunspots, Technology, Understanding

OMG U GUYS, dis Minecraft server is like, outta dis world! We got scientists and stuff makin’ maps of da Sun’s coronal magnetic fields, like whaaaat? U can learn all about solar eruptions and sunspots and be all smart and stuff. Join dis server and be part of da solar revolution, it’s gonna be LIT! Plus, we got like, special Sun-themed skins and tools for u to use, so u can be da coolest player in da whole dang server. Come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s explore da mysteries of da Sun together! 🌞🔥🚀

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Void Armor Forged:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Rafiickz Community

Creative mode, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Griefing, hermitcraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Rafiickz Community – The Server You Need Survival like RPG game Explore dungeons, face epic bosses, and complete quests in massive worlds. Custom mobs await you in the Overworld, Nether, and The End. Evolve and Achieve More Level up your guild to earn more loot and money. Improve your skills and count on pets and minions to help you with your tasks. Virtual Stores and Spawners Buy directly from your home or at spawn, and set up automatic farms with spawners and minions. Enter Now Java IP: rafiickz.jogar.io Bedrock IP: rafiickz.enxada.host Porta: 10048 Discord: discord.gg/PwFnjCuuVM Nos siga no TikTok: TikTok/Rafiickz

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2483
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Xport

Difficult, Economic, Economy, Experience, Minecraft, New Xport, Server, Survival, Survival Games

Hello! Are you looking for a server where survival is And difficult or economic? well, come to this server! I invite you to this server and to try your experience on this server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FrontierSMP: Where you can fish with fire and farm with flames! Join now for some hot gameplay!

Bedrock Crossplay Enabled, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Community, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, Farm, Fire, Fish, flames, FrontierSMP, gameplay, hot, Join, Loot, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, smp, Structures, Towny, vanilla minecraft

Server Information
Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay	Enabled
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description

Main Features

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Is teleporting allowed on the server?

Teleporting is a luxury on Frontier, not easily accessible to all players. The server aims to promote exploration and challenge players.

Are there bosses in the game?

Yes, the server features bosses that players can encounter throughout the world, adding a challenge to the gameplay.

Can players build on spawn?

Spawn can be built on by anyone to create shops, rail networks, or other community-driven projects to enhance the server experience.

Is the economy balanced on the server?

Yes, the server has put effort into balancing the economy to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Are there plans for new features and updates?

Yes, the server is constantly planning new features and updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for all players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server

app, Crafty, DELETED, Digital, filtered, Game, game deletion, game removal, game removed, game uninstallation, game uninstalled, Gaming, Minecraft, removed game, REMOVED.., Server, software, Technology, Uninstall, uninstallation, UNINSTALLED, Uninstaller, uninstalling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our server will literally blow your mind (in a good way, we promise)! We have unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored creepers, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours, allowing you to soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players below. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (seriously, we’ve had players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were having so much fun). Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

anger, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, bros, brotherhood, confusion, emotional pain, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling deceived, feeling hurt, feeling lost, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, Minecraft, paul, pquotWhy, questioning motives, regret, Revenge, seeking answers, seeking closure, Seeking Justice, SMPquotp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WifeOverDaughterCraft

aita, autism, Boundaries, Challenges, Choosing, Communication, conflict_resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, discipline, Empathy, exclusion, family, favoritism, parenting, relationships, Support, tantrums, Understanding, Wife, WifeOverDaughterCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LoveStruck SMP

bittersweet, emotional, ex-partner, first crush, first love, HEARTBREAK, longing, lost love, love life, Lovestruck, Memories, Nostalgia, past relationships, Reflection, relationships, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, teenage romance, unforgettable, wistful, young love

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockyConspiracy

BELIEF, BlockyConspiracy, Certainty, conjecture, conviction, doubt, Evidence, FAITH, Hypothesis, intuition, knowledge, philosophy, proof, skepticism, speculation, theory, Truth, uncertainty, unprovable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

Alliance, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military technology, modern weapons, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Plan, SECURITY, strategy, supplies, Ukraine, Ukraines, Victory, victory plan

so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	52977	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Void Armor Forged:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9