Holy Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	305436
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	922
Dragon Eggs Found:	2021	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	4944
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragons Tamed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PeyyMC

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A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	1516
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ores Mined:	9156
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Star Shards Collected:	93
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.