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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 New Chunks Explored: 118900
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Dimension Hops: 14 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 34

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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