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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
Potions Brewed: 176 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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