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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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