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| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Imagine a world where your therapist isn’t trying to convince you to chop off your Minecraft character’s hair for a good cause. No more social pressure from virtual teachers and classmates demanding you make a donation in the name of everyone because your virtual hair is just too fabulous to cut!
On our server, you can build a basement hideout and never have to face the guilt-tripping teacher who keeps pushing you to donate your virtual hair. Skip school in the game without any consequences and come back on November 1st to a stress-free virtual world.
Join our server and escape the madness of pink October in the real world. Keep your virtual hair long and luscious, and never worry about anyone forcing you to donate it for a cause you’re not ready for. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where your virtual locks are safe from charity demands!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 384 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 228 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us and become a Minecraft warrior, battling through insane dungeons and conquering epic bosses. Trust me, the adrenaline rush is gonna be better than any war zone!
Plus, we have the craziest PvP battles you’ll ever experience. It’s like a battlefield out there, but with pixelated swords and armor. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft war hero!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 59 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 465 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!
And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 31 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!
Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.
Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. You can trade with them using only emeralds and carrots, and if you’re lucky, they might even let you join their llama dance parties.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you have to jump off a giant floating potato and land in a pool of slime? It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes.
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this chicken-filled, llama-controlled, potato-loving world!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 506275 | Animals Bred: | 129 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 617 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 111 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
join us if you want to uncover ancient mysteries buried deep within the pixelated world. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with rare loot, and hidden portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie pigmen and ride on the backs of dragons.
plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. imagine the chaos you could create by messing with the laws of physics in Minecraft!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our pixelated paradise!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1668 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
