Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Magical Moments Shared: 23 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Last Rampart

    Last Rampart

    Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

    Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

    Join us and build your empire in your image!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Emeralds Found: 5902 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • AxMC

    AxMC

    Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

    Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

    Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

    Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

    So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

    Why   did   the   Japanese   do   this?   Minecraft   SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

    FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

    Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • OopsCraft

    OopsCraft
    Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

    Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2611 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Magic Items Found: 5810
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ZooCraft Minecraft Server

    ZooCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • HezDroneBlasters

    HezDroneBlasters
    so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Animals Bred: 177
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6847 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Ignite Survival

    Ignite Survival

    {Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 96
    Crops Grown: 9584 Runes Activated: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Pristine Network

    Pristine Network

    Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

    Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

    Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

    IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 93
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

    Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

    Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

    But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CousinCraft WeddingGate

    CousinCraft WeddingGate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

    Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

    Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 279
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

    PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

    Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

    So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Towns Built: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MineGirrlRealityCheck

    MineGirrlRealityCheck
    Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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