Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 708086 Alien Abductions: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    karlssonSMP Overview

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Emeralds Found: 1666
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Gods Slained: 0
    Magic Items Found: 2342 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 451474 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Chimeras Created: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Dimension Hops: 14
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Falling into the Void: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mines Excavated: 2919
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Potions Brewed: 45
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magic Items Found: 4509

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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