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ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3168	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

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so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Items Found:	3470
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FreebieCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchantments Applied:	126	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8375
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 127 лвл, administrators, Anarchy, assistants, Bedwars, Buildings, Cheats, Clans, classic, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, MineBars, Minecraft, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Prices, Prison, Private, Promotional Codes, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

★ Experienced administrators and assistants

★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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★➜ IP – MBars.net

★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mines Excavated:	3622	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, beautiful wife, chimera ants, Dark Continent Expedition, FANTASY, future king, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, Yorknew City arc

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	124