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NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Void Gems Collected:	33
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MinecraftAfterDark

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Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

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so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ores Mined:	8239

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blue Sky

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Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ElysianCraft

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ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

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Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6362
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NoobMaster69Craft

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Auto Drive Craft Fun

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are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ores Mined:	3510	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SkyArch

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Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	191	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Mines Excavated:	2890	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2