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Players: 100/100 Votes: 3666
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 6
Crops Grown: 3299 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting high with your SIL and friends is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with beach parties, late-night shenanigans, and of course, some good old-fashioned weed smoking.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a good time without any judgment. Whether you’re a seasoned stoner or just looking to try something new, we’ve got you covered. And don’t worry about peer pressure – we believe in making your own choices and having a blast while doing it.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a beach bonfire with your SIL and friends, laughing the night away. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being “too ghetto” – we embrace all walks of life and celebrate diversity in all its forms.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for a wild ride on our outrageous Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CareBearGone Minecraft SMP

    CareBearGone Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 2801
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thinks potatoes are the key to unlocking secret powers in the game. And then there’s this other player who only communicates in dolphin noises, like what even is that? But the best part is our weekly llama races where we bet our diamonds and emeralds on which llama will win. It’s lit, fam. So if you wanna join a server where anything goes and you can let out all your weirdness, you gotta join us, like right now. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, so you know it’s gonna be a blast. Don’t miss out, bro!

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  • CraftyCreeperAdventure

    CraftyCreeperAdventure
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 1551
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can test their skills in epic poultry combat.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to harness the power of the Rainbow Sheep and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with giant chickens, evil llamas, and magical Rainbow Sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • SerbianRevolt Minecraft Server

    SerbianRevolt Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 2977
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Animals Bred: 182
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Crops Grown: 4056
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Votes: 3955
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the greatest protests in the history of serbia are happening!! we got vučić feeling the heat as the protests spread from major cities to over 100 towns and villages!! join us for some epic block building and revolutionizing the virtual world!! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the chaos!! #minecraftrevolution #serbiaprotests #virtualdrama

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  • BoomCraft: US Freeze Fails!

    BoomCraft: US Freeze Fails!
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 2703
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine a world where landmines and bombs from the Vietnam War are just scattered all over the place like confetti at a party. well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like! join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

    watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

    plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.

    join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?

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  • CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

    CozyCraft Land 1.20.5
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 3703
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Farms Harvested: 873
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

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  • TipsyCraft

    TipsyCraft
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 6377
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Votes: 3775
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 35 Demon Skulls Collected: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

    Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

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  • FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

    FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 715
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

    Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

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  • VanishingDesires

    VanishingDesires
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 4681
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Farms Harvested: 840 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

    Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

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  • ZuckLeaksCraft

    ZuckLeaksCraft
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 3407
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5052 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 59 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

    so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

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  • Tectonic

    Tectonic
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 2718
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 85
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

    Features
    Vote Party
    In-game economy
    Crates
    Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
    Obtainable spawners
    Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

    What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

    Java IP: Tectonic.lol

    Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

    Port: 25565

    Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

    Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
    Are there any special features on the server? Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
    Can I get premium ranks on the server? Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
    Is there a Discord server for the community? Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

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  • Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

    Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 5288
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4393 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

    We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

    Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • GirlfriendGateCraft

    GirlfriendGateCraft
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 9082
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Potions Brewed: 142 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

    Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

    And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

    So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

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  • AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

    AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 1437
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Falling into the Void: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • CraftyPandaPvP

    CraftyPandaPvP
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 8364
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 53
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Towns Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

    So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

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  • Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

    Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 7577
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 286 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 22 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

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