Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • No-Smoke Gen Minecraft

    No-Smoke Gen Minecraft
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that it can actually prevent 1.2 million deaths from lung cancer globally! How, you ask? By banning tobacco products for people born in 2006-2010! That’s right, we’re creating a whole new generation of non-smokers who will live long and prosper in the Minecraft world.

    Imagine a world where almost half of future lung cancer deaths in men and around a third in women are prevented just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but better! So come on, join us and be a part of this amazing journey to a smoke-free Minecraft universe. Who knew that building blocks could save lives? Only on our server, baby! Let’s do this! 🚭🎮 #NoSmokingNoProblem #MinecraftSavesLives

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ores Mined: 9161
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SpaceCraft: Interstellar Adventure

    SpaceCraft: Interstellar Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of flying like a majestic aureus shot to Lupine Rue! Our server is so lit, it’s like the burning scent of home in the Lingsha trailer.

    Join us for outrageous adventures with characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. You won’t believe the new drip marketing featuring Rappa and his 5* Imaginary Erudition!

    Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Just use codes like GIFT5T3Y6764D3Q3 and STARRAILGIFT to unlock epic rewards.

    And don’t forget about our exclusive tools and resources in /hsrg/, where you can find everything you need to dominate the game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Magic Items Found: 6274
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP

    No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

    But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being someone’s last option? Do you want to be part of a community where you’re always a first choice? Then join our Minecraft server, where everyone is valued and included!

    Just like the OP’s aunt, Carol, who couldn’t make up her mind about who to include in her wedding party, we value indecisiveness and drama. Join us for a chance to be chosen as a bridesmaid, only to be replaced last minute! Or maybe you’ll be asked to be a flower girl, just to have the offer taken away because someone else carried the baby for 9 months. The possibilities are endless!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where you’ll never know if you’re truly wanted or just a backup plan. Join now and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Animals Bred: 61
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Divine Spears Created: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

    TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your co-parenting situation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

    Imagine trading Halloween for Diwali celebrations on our server – where you can trick-or-treat one minute and do Puja the next! Will you choose Halloween or Diwali? Or maybe both? The choice is yours, just like the custody agreement in this wild tale.

    Experience the rush of travel, the thrill of cultural experiences, and the chaos of trying to balance it all. Will you be able to navigate through the craziness like this mom did? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez

    Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so bonkers that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Divine Spears Created: 30

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyComfortFood

    CraftyComfortFood
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort food for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, the chickens lay golden eggs, and the cows moo in perfect harmony. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a taste!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon full of enchanted cookies guarded by a pack of zombie chefs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll unlock the recipe for the most mouth-watering cake in all of Minecraftia.

    So come on down and join us for a server experience that’s tastier than a stack of golden apples! Who needs comfort food when you have our server to satisfy all your cravings?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Mines Excavated: 2608

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyBlowbackIsrael

    CraftyBlowbackIsrael
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff bigger than iran blowin up israel! we got crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all the land. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off with all the shenanigans that go down. plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. come join the madness and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Towns Built: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixel Pervs Anonymous

    Pixel Pervs Anonymous
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

    Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

    And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

    Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Magic Items Found: 1691
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4810 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Potions Brewed: 50
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Towns Built: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    New Chunks Explored: 826365 Mines Excavated: 2839
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 236 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Emeralds Found: 5364 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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