yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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