Server with mods. To play with friends
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 9645 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4190 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21 |
| Resets | Vote for resets on Discord |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim |
– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
– Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog
– Website: https://hdw.dog
– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is cheating allowed on the server? | No, cheating or hacking is not allowed. |
| Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? | PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. |
| Can I claim land on the server? | No, there is no land claim feature on this server. |
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 311 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?
Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.
So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1532 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.
so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…
We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 175 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.
And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.
So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.
Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!
So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 241 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2899 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2184 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3879 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
