Server with mods. To play with friends
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.
So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 78 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6053 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 842 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 1190 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7730 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.
so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…
We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.
And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.
So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.
Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!
So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 171 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.
join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Server Name | Minecraft |
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| Server Address | 155.94.181.116:25565 |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is the gameplay like on the server? | In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for. |
| What makes the Vanilla server unique? | The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty. |
| What can players expect to experience on the server? | The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server. |
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!
Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!
Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 5714 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
