| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 7150 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Imagine mining diamonds while Sayu serenades you with her angelic voice on Twitch and YouTube. Plus, follow her on Twitter for hilarious updates and check out her merch for some seriously stylish gear.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and get access to exclusive Sayu content and VODs that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Don’t miss out on the Sayu experience – join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 447 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
In our server, you’ll experience epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and heart-pounding adventures. Join us for the release of the “Democratic Detonation” Warbond in Helldivers 2 – maybe the crashes are finally gone! Or dive into the waves in Vermintide 2 and face off against hordes of enemies in A Parting of the Waves. And don’t forget to check out the Path of Redemption update in Darktide – it’s coming late April 2024, so mark your calendars!
But that’s not all – we’ve got plans for the future too! Get ready for games like Killing Floor 3, Den Of Wolves, EDF 6 Western/PC Release, DarkSwarm, and more. It’s going to be an epic journey filled with laughter, chaos, and camaraderie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of cooperative gameplay like never before! Who knows, you might just find your new gaming BFF while you’re at it. Let the fun begin!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 69 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2100 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, epic quests to find the legendary diamond bacon, and a community of players who have mastered the art of creating the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best troll face – you’ll need it!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 101 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Why join our server, you ask? Because the Swiss are secretly working for us, that’s why! It’s all a big conspiracy, my friends. The Swiss may have the chocolate and the watches, but Luxembourg has the real power in the Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll find diamonds in every block you mine. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery, but without any pesky Swiss interference.
So come on over to our Luxemburg-based server and experience a whole new world of crafting, building, and conspiracies. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. And remember, don’t trust the Swiss – join us instead!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Picture this: You log on and all of a sudden you’re surrounded by giant chickens wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because on this server, the chickens are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you start dancing the chicken dance with them.
And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt that takes place every Tuesday. Rumor has it that the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco. Yes, you read that right, a taco diamond block. Who wouldn’t want to get their hands on that?
But the real highlight of this server is the weekly llama races. Strap on your saddle and hold on tight as you race through obstacles and dodge flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you saying “What the f*ck was his problem?” in the best way possible, then come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8228 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Imagine the chaos as you hop around the battlefield, leaving a trail of confused bunnies in your wake. It’s hilarious and totally OP!
And if that wasn’t enough, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that respawn every hour. Get rich quick and become the diamond king of our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience all the insanity and hilarity our server has to offer!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Imagine creating your own character and embarking on epic quests with your trusty pawns by your side. Need a pawn to join your party? No worries, just ask in the thread and check out our Pawn Guild for the most up-to-date pawns ready to assist you on your journey.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret patches and updates that will keep you on your toes. Want to know more? Just click on our official Capcom survey and dive deep into the world of Dragon’s Dogma.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Dragon’s Dogma master! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
