| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 207 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
We’ve got a special /b/ zone where anything goes – from building giant pixel art of questionable content to unleashing chaos with TNT explosions. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…unless someone screenshots it and shares it on Reddit.
So come on, leave your ban woes behind and join us for some epic trolling adventures! Who needs the real world anyway when you’ve got a whole virtual world to wreak havoc in?
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 113 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Picture this: a world where pigs fly, villagers break out into dance parties, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Yes, you heard that right. This server is so wild and unpredictable, you’ll never know what crazy antics await you around every corner.
Oh, and did we mention the owner of this server is basically a female version of you? That’s right, she’s got the same sense of humor, the same love for all things absurd, and the same insatiable thirst for adventure. Joining this server is basically like entering a parallel universe where hilarity reigns supreme.
So why waste another minute on those boring vanilla servers when you could be joining us on our zany Minecraft escapades? Trust us, once you experience the sheer ridiculousness of this server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 1539 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
But that’s not all! Join us for epic unicorn battles where you use your unicorn powers to defeat your enemies in the most fabulous way possible. You’ll also have the chance to discover hidden unicorn realms filled with treasures and secrets that will make you the envy of all other players.
So why join our server? Because where else can you become a mythical unicorn overlord and rule over a world of sparkles and rainbows? Don’t miss out on the most whimsical and ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join our server and experience the absolute chaos of trying to survive in a world filled with flying llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Don’t worry, though, because you can tame them and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie Elvis impersonators.
But wait, that’s not all! Our server also has the rarest of rare items like diamond-encrusted armor that turns you into a disco ball, making you the life of the party wherever you go. And let’s not forget about the secret underground dance parties where you can show off your best creeper-inspired dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies armed with explosive carrots – they’re no joke!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
1. Roll the dice on our 1d6chan and see what magical powers you’ll gain! Will you shoot rainbow lasers from your wand or summon a herd of unicorns to ride into battle? The options are endless!
2. Total War: Warhammer III has nothing on our server’s epic battles! Watch out for the Tamurkhan boss, he’s a real party pooper. But don’t worry, our Hotfix 4.2.3 will keep the magic flowing smoothly.
3. Dive into Total War: Pharaoh and rule over ancient Egypt as a fierce magical ruler. Patch notes are as ancient as the pyramids, but we promise it’s worth it! Plus, the Pharaoh Assembly Kit will let you create your own magical monuments.
4. Don’t forget our older titles on Steam, where you can relive the magic of Total War in all its glory. Who needs modern graphics when you’ve got the power of imagination and sparkles?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic begin! ✨🔮 #MagicalGirlPower #UnicornPartyKingdom
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to take revenge on that big fat faggot who sits there giving you that stupid look every single day. Build a virtual world where you can finally put that annoying faggot in its place…virtually, of course.
And if that’s not enticing enough, come and meet the Ichinose sisters and their talking cat, Tonnura-san (spoiler alert: their abusive mother is a lie). Discover the mysteries of this fat feline and how it changes the lives of these sisters forever. Maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of family and friendship…or maybe not.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the absurdity, chaos, and laughter that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs a manga when you have virtual blocks to play with, right? See you in the virtual world, my friend!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 600 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7589 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as you meet the minimal requirement of being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. Numbers don’t lie, so come join the fun and madness on our server!
In this wacky world of Minecraft, you’ll meet vtubers like Shylily, Bao, BuffPup, and more battling it out for the top spot. We’ve even got non-English vtubers like KSPKSP, orkpod, and akamikarubi bringing the international flair to the server.
We’ve got Twitch Clips guides, VOD archival guides, and even the infamous Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun. Plus, don’t miss out on our Chuuba Birthday Calendar and official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber needs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the wild world of indie vtubers! Don’t miss out on the duck antics on Dashducks’ stream either. See you in the server, VIPs!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4561 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to dubstep music. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant flying pig swoops in and challenges you to a game of parkour!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by their fearless general, Colonel Featherbottom. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rid it of evil mobs in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness and mayhem on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
