ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Villages Defended:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Cumming, face, Quest

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	4183

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Dropout

Asshole, Business, Communication Issues, Condo, DadCraft, demanding, dropout, Expectations, family dynamics, father in-law, financial support, fuming, high and dry, high demand, husband, Job, LEAVING, Quitting, Rent, special treatment, Unhappy, work conflict

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	207	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

american democracy, authoritarianism, current events, Democracy, executive branch, feelings, Government, leadership, Messaging, Minecraft, MonarchMania, Monarchy, opinion, Political Climate, political messaging, power dynamics, president, presidential behavior, public perception, smp, united states, us politics, White House

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

CraftyFiredGrocerySavings

business strategy, company profitability, consumer prices, corporate restructuring, cost management, cost reduction, Cost savings, CraftyFiredGrocerySavings, downsizing, economic impact, employee termination, financial decisions, firing, grocery prices, job cuts, labor expenses, Layoffs, market competition, supply chain, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2508
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Magic Items Found:	6798
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where firing people left and right is the key to lowering grocery prices! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a quest to make the most ridiculous economic decisions in the virtual world.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and wacky adventures, like firing entire villages of villagers just to see if it affects the price of bread. Who knew that unemployment could be so hilarious?

But that’s not all! We also have a mini-game where you can play as a corporate CEO and compete against other players to see who can make the most absurd decisions to save money. Will you fire your entire staff just to cut costs on office supplies? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and prepare to laugh your way through the most nonsensical economic theories you’ve ever heard. Who knew that firing people could be so entertaining?

CraftyUkraineWarCraft

Adviser, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineWarCraft, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Lead role, military intervention, peace negotiations, political instability, resolving war, russia, sanctions, Strengthening, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	89
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mines Excavated:	3813	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	3

So, like, u know how the US was all like, “We got this, we gonna solve the Ukraine war”? Well, turns out they totally gave up and now Russia is all like, “Thanks for making us stronger, bro!” So, if u wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as this plot twist, then come on over! We got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we plan to take over the world (in the game, of course). Plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Russia takes over the whole server!

Light Beam Bio Fun

beam, bio, biochemistry, bioelectricity, Bioelectromagnetism, Biological systems, Biomagnetism, cellular communication, electromagnetic fields, electromagnetic waves, Electrophysiology, ENERGY, Fun, health, Light, Light energy, light interaction, Light participation, Medicine, PHYSICS., research, Science, study, Technology

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	65
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT LIGHT PARTICIPATION AND BIOELECTROMAGNETISM GOIN’ ON! U CAN BUILD UR OWN CRAZY ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD AND ATTRACT ALL DA MOBS TO U!

WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ THE ELECTRIC SLIDE AND ZOMBIES DOIN’ THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A BIOELECTROMAGNETIC MASTER! U WON’T FIND DIS KINDA CRAZY FUN ANYWHERE ELSE!

SO GRAB UR PICKAXE AND GET READY TO PARTY WITH THE LIGHT PARTICIPATION CREW!

Snowcraft

airships, Applied Energistics 2, Ars Nouveau, CC: Tweaked, Create, create big cannons, Curseforge, Discord, Incendium, Modpack, Nations, Nullscape, Oh The Biomes We’ve gone, Player revive, PvP, raid protections, snowcraft, Tanks, Timeless and Classics Zero, Twilight Forest, Valkyrien Skies 2, Wars

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9695
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Snowcraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Have you ever wanted to lead or join a nation and fight in epic wars with airships, tanks, and much more? Snowcraft is a Forge 1.20.1 geopolitical server designed for building nations and engaging in warfare.

Notable Mods:

Mod	Description
Valkyrien Skies 2	With Clockwork, Trackwork, Eureka
Applied Energistics 2
Ars Nouveau
CC: Tweaked
Create
Create: Big Cannons
Multiple more Create addons
The Twilight Forest
[TaCZ] Timeless and Classics Zero
Oh The Biomes We’ve gone
Incendium
Nullscape
Player revive (downed system)

How to Join:

Download the latest version of the modpack from CurseForge, launch Minecraft on 1.20.1, and join play.snowcraft.uk!

Join our Discord to stay updated and interact with other players. You can also declare your nation there for raid protections outside of wars.

FAQs:

Q: Can I join Snowcraft without the modpack?

A: No, Snowcraft requires the modpack for gameplay.

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for creating nations?

A: Please refer to the server’s rules and guidelines for nation creation.

Q: Can I use custom mods on Snowcraft?

A: Custom mods are not supported on Snowcraft. Players must use the approved modpack.

Roaming Roo Feast 1.21.3

1.21.3, beat your meat sim, Cackling, clear innuendo, confession chamber, creative project, creative stuff, desk, does lots of roleplays, eats kangaroo meat, evil tyrant, feast, handcams often, Henma, manager approved, Roaming, roo, same manager, shot down, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8301
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride, where kangaroo meat is the main course and handcams are always on for your viewing pleasure. We do roleplays like the confession chamber, where you can spill your deepest secrets while mining for diamonds. Our Valentine’s Day event featured a “beat your meat” sim game, approved by our manager with a thumbnail that will make you question everything. Ame couldn’t handle our creativity because Henma is too busy being an evil tyrant, but that just adds to the chaos. Come join us for a server experience like no other!

NoBoyfriendAllowed Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, family, girls day, guests, Hosting, house size, Meeting, Minecraft, moving back, NoBoyfriendAllowed, online relationship, personal space, quality time, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, sister, toddlers, visitation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	366
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Emeralds Found:	1525	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual adventures! Join us for a day of relaxation and fun, just like the OP’s girls day with her sisters.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of meeting your sister’s mysterious boyfriend for the first time in a safe and virtual environment. Who knows, maybe he’ll even join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

And if you’re worried about space, fear not! Our server is infinite, just like the possibilities for drama and excitement. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family reunion like never before!

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Snowcraft

Snowcraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Notable Mods:

How to Join:

FAQs:

Q: Can I join Snowcraft without the modpack?

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for creating nations?

Q: Can I use custom mods on Snowcraft?

Roaming Roo Feast 1.21.3

NoBoyfriendAllowed Minecraft Server

Players:	97/500	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	5198	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7