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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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