come join our epic minecraft server where attractive nurses roam the land, trying to measure the heart rates of players but failing miserably because they are too distracted by their own hotness. you’ll never know if you’re about to die in game or if you’re just experiencing a rapid heartbeat from seeing these sexy nurses. join now for a chance to flirt with virtual healthcare professionals and maybe even get a misdiagnosis or two. it’s a wild ride, folks.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Runes Activated: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Auki Bros Minecraft SMP

    Auki Bros Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and of course, the chance to obtain the legendary God Candle. Legend has it that this candle has the power to summon AI robots to do your bidding. Imagine having your own personal army of robot minions at your disposal!

    But be warned, the path to obtaining the God Candle is not easy. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, outsmart devious traps, and even challenge other players in epic PvP battles. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this powerful artifact.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft master with your very own army of AI robots!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Homebody Havens Minecraft Server

    Homebody Havens Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you don’t have to deal with boyfriends who can’t take no for an answer or cousins who just won’t stop shopping at the virtual flea market.

    On our server, you can drive as fast as you want without getting yelled at, and if someone tells you to shut the f*ck up, you can just block them!

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Farms Harvested: 703
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • GrannyCraftHousingDrama

    GrannyCraftHousingDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of family dysfunction and cat posts galore.

    Picture this: a 83-year-old grandma, an ex-trust fund baby mom, and a rebellious 23-year-old trying to navigate life in a world made of blocks. Will grandma kick mom out for drilling cat posts into the wall? Will mom’s weed-smoking antics get them evicted from their virtual apartment? The suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the heartwarming tale of a family torn apart by section 8 vouchers and reunited by the healing power of cat care. Will grandma’s newfound love for felines save the day, or will mom’s rebellious streak bring it all crashing down?

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of family bonds and boundaries. Will you be the hero who saves grandma’s housing situation, or the villain who lets it all go up in smoke? The choice is yours, but remember: in this world, anything can happen.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Creeper Cafe Boom!

    Creeper Cafe Boom!
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

    Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome
    So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

    Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

    Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

    The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

    Overview:

    Who are we? The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
    What do we offer?
    What do we need?
    • YOU
    • Builders 🔨
    • Cactus Farmers 🌵
    • Fighters ⚔️
    • Active Players! 🕰️

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria? Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
    Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns? No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
    What kind of events are held weekly? We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 6609
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

    Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

    So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Magic Items Found: 7916
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

    Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Potions Brewed: 52 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

    Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

    Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

    FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

    Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

    So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyKidzMC SMP

    CraftyKidzMC SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 818387 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

    ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

    So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

    MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft
    lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 325081 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ๐Ÿ”ฅ Twenture ๐Ÿ”ฅ Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy ๐Ÿ’Ž 1.21 Minecraft server

    ๐Ÿ”ฅ Twenture ๐Ÿ”ฅ Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy ๐Ÿ’Ž 1.21 Minecraft server

    Twenture is a completely new word among Minecraft servers.

    A variety of modes, a friendly community, polite support and constant server moderation will allow you to have a good time. Find new friends or come with trusted friends. Become a rich merchant or a skilled worker. Find yourself in a variety of modes or express your individuality to the entire audience!

    IP: TWC.SU

    Server version: 1.20 – 1.21.1

    Recommended version: 1.21

    Our modes:

    • OneBlock – start surviving from scratch on a small sky island, like on Skyblock. Prove to everyone who is in charge here in terms of your ability to develop and develop your island. Level up and get into server history!

    • Survival – live and develop in the world of Minecraft, where there is no place for cheaters and griefers. Events and vanilla atmosphere, everything you like!

    • Anarchy – prove to absolutely everyone that you are the best in everything! Destroy players and destroy other people’s bases! Haven’t even heard of the rules here!

    Our advantages and features:

    Best server! Login from PC, Take part in PVP battles, Free donation, Magic, Upgrade RPG abilities, Craft the best Weapons, Arrange duels with players, With cases, Clans, Quests, Jobs, Hardcore, Levels, Ratings, Skills, Pets, Titles, Effects, Achievements, With private, Without private, Developed economy, Large store, Virtual market, Rare wipes, Pirate, No license, No launcher, No mods, Russian, Large online, Parkour, Permanent Events, BedWars, BedWars, Survival, OneBlock, SkyBlock , Anarchy, Hardcore, Minecraft Server, Minecraft Server, Play for free, Best Minecraft Server!

    Play with the best!

    Stay with the best!

    Become the best!

    Versions: 1.16 1.16.5 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.19.1 1.19.2 1.19.3 1.19.4, 1.20 1.20.1 1.20.2 1.20.3 1.20.4 1.20.5 1.20.6 1.20.X 1.21

    Made for a comfortable game!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Runes Activated: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ๐Ÿ”ฅ Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!

    ๐Ÿ”ฅ Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!
    Server Name Redfield Modded SMP
    Platform Bedrock Edition
    Description Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players. All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
    Goal Expand tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” players

    FAQ

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World.

    Q: Is the environment on the server casual?

    A: Yes, the server provides a casual environment for players.

    Q: Is there an active Discord/Realm associated with the server?

    A: Yes, the server has an active Discord where players can communicate.

    Q: Are there community-elected positions on the server?

    A: Yes, there are community-elected positions on the server.

    Q: What is the age requirement for players?

    A: The server is only looking for players who are 18 years or older.

    If you are interested, check out the server by joining the Discord: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Animals Bred: 21 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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